I wonder if The Twilight Zone series came about because some guy decided to start writing his dreams down and getting actors to star in said dreams.
I rarely remember my dreams but when I do, they are seriously spectacular. Very David Lynch. A little bit Stanley Kubrick. Super colorful and not at all related to the reality television family of genres AT ALL.
These dreams are more often than not EXTREMELY disturbing and usually involve death. I once had a dream I was in the back of a car that was being followed by a purple corpse on a motorbike. It was impressive that this cadaver managed to keep the bike upright and on the right side of the road, being dead and decomposing and all.
I had another dream that was set in The Entrance on the Central Coast, where I grew up. There’s a grassy hill where families take their kids to eat fish and chips and just chill out. In the dream, this grassy hill was populated with loads of families and picnic blankets. And a lion amongst the picnic blankets. I looked up and there were a bazillion different coloured birds in the sky, with only 1 pink bird amongst them. The lion singled the pink bird out, pounced and then kind of flew (without wings) to the bird, grabbed it in his mouth, and then brought it back down to the ground to tear apart near the families. It was uncomfortable. Then it left a bloody carcass which my Mum collected and placed in a silver basin which just appeared in the middle of the park. This behaviour is very uncharacteristic of Mum, she would ordinarily know that it would be more helpful to bin the bloody bird. Weird.
That dream is kind of like this, but different:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eTzYEUW_0g
Back to the dreams. I also ate a whole lot of blue cheese this year and one night I had a dream that I had to look after a one-eyed spineless jelly baby which was silently screaming and simultaneously shrinking. It was blue and eventually shrunk to the size of an action figure. It died, stiffened and resembled…an action figure. With no skin.
Scary stuff. As if you wouldn’t pay good money to see that dramatized. Am I right?!